How Did I Get Here?
(tune: Drifting too far from shore)


When I woke up this morning
With the pounding in my head
I looked at my surroundings
Realised I was in a strange bed

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Now how did i get here?
Just how did I get here?
Last night I went drinking
Saw a cute girl winking
And I wonder, how the hell I got here?

On the nightstand was her wig
And her teeth in a glass jar
Her bald head on the pillow
No more I go to that bar

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I went to the pub last night
And she was just sitting there
She looked so damn beautiful
After eight pints of good beer

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Oh, as she lay there sleeping
I had to stretch out my hand
Along the hair on her legs
I realised she was a man

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