Wish I remembered the first of two limericks, but this is the second:

The Rector of Dustin St. Just
Consumed with canonical lust,
Raped the Bishop's prize fowls
His precious young owls
And a little green lizard, what bust.

One more:

There were two old maids of Nottingham
And this is the story concerning 'em:
The lifted the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop as he was confirming 'em.