The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #15479   Message #911073
Posted By: Joe_F
15-Mar-03 - 11:39 PM
Thread Name: Favorite Limerick [2]
Subject: RE: Favorite Limerick
Rapaire: The story continues:

Now, that bishop was nobody's fool:
He'd been to divinity school.
So he hauled down his breeches
And screwed those two witches
With his holy episcopal tool.

Now, one of those girls was named Sue,
And Sue said, when the bishop was thru,
"The vicar was quicker
And slicker and thicker
And two inches longer than you."