OK someone laid down a challenge……. so I've started it, (obviously to be read in your best Irish brogue)

Once upon a time in a beautiful faery land there lived a leprechaun by the name of Bodhran O Shea. He was a grumpy wee man, for, to be sure, no one ever pronounced his name properly.

One day Bodhran was heading to market to sell a cow, which was an odd thing to do seeing as he was a faery shoemaker. On the way who should he meet but………