Tweeders, old chap. Get your guitar out. Start singing

Bo Diddley buy baby a diamond ring
(shave and a haircut two bits)
If that diamond ring dont shine
(Shave and a haircut two bits)
He's gonna take it to a private eye
(Shave and a haircut two bits)
etc etc

or alternatively, try

I'm gonna tell you how its gonna be
(How's your father? All right)
You're gonna give-a your love to me
(How's your sister? She might)
I wanna love you night and day
(Never clean the window with a soft boiled egg)
You know my love not fade away
(Never clean the window with a soft-boiled egg)

Now, do you see what I mean?