How can I better some of those above (and why should that stop me?)

Bar Getz
Tuna Sandwich
the Drum Kettle
Staff Nosh Station
Aural Gratification (I defy your mind not to wander)
the Ploughman's Bunch
the Food of Love (less subtle but more accessable than that above)
Repast Times
Jigs and Meals or Jugs and Reels
the Mad Platter
Music While You Wok (ref to old UK radio program)
the Musical Noodle
Polonaise

& (only joking)
the Bad Salad, Riff Raphael's, Vilikins and his Diner, HillBully Beef, Corn on the Throb, Swallows and Amazing Tunes, Kitsch Inn, Meal in a Minuet, Cakewalk

On balance I would counsel a name change - you will never please everyone. But it has to be your place, personality sells as much as food.