Watch what you say, Ebbie, 'er you might find Alaska gettin' promoted to Bush's Axis list. He's still mad about you all and the Hawians gettin' statehood. Heck, he was well on his way to remembering the names of some of the states and then you all have to get him all messed up!

Ahhh, you got any nukes? "Cause if you do then you don't meet the criteria for Axis memebership. There is an appeals process, of course, but if you got a nuke, you can forget gettin' thru it...

Bobert