Howzabout Florida? Got plenty of weapons of mass destruction. Just tested a big one a few days ago - rattled windows all over four counties. Got an evil head of state - Hell, he's Dubya's brother so he's gotta be evil. And, worst of all, got a damned big-ass mouse lives in the central part of the state that no amount of D-con will kill. I say, "Nuke 'em! Mouse and all!". Just give me 15 minutes head start 'cause that's about how long it takes for me to get to the Alabama line.

Bruce