...that's what they told me when I sunk all my money into pork belly futures. And all because I'm so fond of BLT's!

The thought made his stomach growl in anger and hunger, so he started off in search of a Denny's that doesn't discriminate against Leprechauns. "I wonder if they'll take a check" he thought to himself.

Suddenly, his creditworthiness didn't matter, when out of the sky came a...