"I'm you in a future lifetime. Only cows, hamsters and cats can remember their past lives, so I came back, so to speak, to warn you of what's about to happen and what you need to do about it."

She felt a bit uneasy having this unlikely conversation with her bovine future self, but she listened nontheless with rapt attention.

The cow shifted her weight from hoof to hoof, and then looked her in the eye and...