Contentious Courtiers, mudcat folks
Let's not lose sight of truth
Pretentious lawyers tell our jokes
But please be not uncooth

Thus and alas, extend your hand
I'm trying to myself
This too shall pass, strike up the band
Let's sing for all good health

This fighting hurts our folking team
We're all in this together
Provoking words of peace can't dream
Take not offence, not ever!

...well, we can try! You are all wonderful. ttr