Q - Why are the Aussies so obstreporously competitive & generally nauseatingly good at sports?

A - They're still trying (& failing!) to gain revenge on the rest of the world for inflicting Vegemite on them, when they could have had proper Marmite instead...

:p

;)

Raedwulf

P.S. No, I've never tried Vegemite, but it's not the English Original, so it's obviously inferior... :p