"ducking bullets on his motorcycle" This phrase always sounds so funny to me. Can you imagine actually ducking bullets? Man, you is fast.

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
Trilingual.

What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
Bilingual.

What do you call a person who speaks one language?
American.

What do you call a person who speaks three or more languages and is not American? Crowded.