Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw a while back.
"Protect the easily offended. Ban everything."
Please forgive the thread creep. I hope it didn't offend anyone.
Kevin, a question, if you don't mind. How on earth would one go about screening prospective drivers to ensure that the requisite qualities are present? I'm not asking in an challenging manner. I'd truly like to know.

troll   ( G-d. How tedious.)