John...Why I oughttta!!

You were just waiting to be offended weren't you? Or was it the 'culture' you were lyin' in wait for?

On the other hand, I've just realized that I don't REALLY know J Lo. Heather says she has a huge bum, and sings a song on Much music that goes:

"I usta have a little, now I have a lot,
But I'm still Jenny, Jenny from da block.

Being a fan of good poetry, I'll have to give this gal another chance.

Substitute "Tom T Hall" for her name.

Rick