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Bitching and whining
And pissing and moaning
Screaming and snorting
Till my mouth is foaming
Snotty name-calling
And sarcastic zings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
Then it's not so bad
They're just some more of my favorite things
That it's you and not me makes me glad

Harpy, funny, ain't it? "Oh, lets have a complaint thread about people complaining too much." At least I try to save my offendedness for the things that really bug me. If I did it too much, I'd be like the little boy who cried "asshole!" once too often until no one paid attention to him. (Of course that wouldn't happen here.)

Must go off to find the snow thread. I hate snow. I'm big-time offended by snow, and I think we oughta drop about a gazillion tons of it on Saddam. "Here's a friggin' chemical for ya - it's called H₂O!!!"