Now lads, hold on. Since the Brits pulled out of southern Ireland 80 years ago we (the people of the Irish Republic) have been repressed by a regime headed by Fianna Fail and the Church which kept the people ignorant and subservient while all the wealth on the country was sent to the Caman Islands and Rome. Tony Blair, in his wisdom and sense of justice has decided to liberate the Irish people from this repression. At the Belfast meeting he will tell Bertie Ahern to get out of Ireland. He knows that when he sends his troops to Dublin and Galway and Cork they will be welcomed with open arms just as they have been welcomed in Basra and Baghdad. Bush will send his troops to Shannon Airport to rescue his plane which was attacked by a vicious terrorist using a lump hammer. Checmate.