He must be out there somewhere... Has anyone come across someone in wearing a shirt that makes your eyes water, accompanying you in a different key to the one you are trying to sing in, making tasteless comments to blonde ladies about what they might do with a fridge door, and singing shanties VERY LOUDLY. If anyone has seen our George, please put a label round his neck addressed to the Tap & Spile Whitby and post him off in time to get there for Easter Sunday.