I reckon it'll be a goal..... Here goes then:

Hilary's piggies are coming this way today,
And if you don't put her right she's going to make you pay,
So please don't let her piggies go astray,
For the world is not ready for judgement day.

I've no idea of the tune & I've a sneaking suspicion thatI'm being made out to be a bit of an ogress with a whip. Strange, that....