You might try to get an email address for and write to Jon Campbell. I saw him with the Christmastide folks back in December (no surprise there...) and he's quite a cool character. I don't know him, or his email address, but the song is great--

one damp basement
two bumperstickers
three cups of coffee
four ????
SER-REN-IT-TEE
etc...

or something like that. I'm definitely not sure I recall it right.

V