On the 22nd day of the war, we control Bhagdad, Iraqis fill the streets with cheering crowds as Saddam's statue is torn down, the prison torture chambers are being shown on TV, no-one can claim the media did not get full access to this war, no SCUDS hit Israel and only two in Kuwait, we got no cooperation from Turkey and still were in the city on the 18th day, few oil wells are burning, the civilian casualty count is well below the monthly number of civilians killed by Saddams regime for the past twelve years... I'd say the better men, Blair and Bush won again.

Now to help the Iraqis nationalize all French, German and Russian investments, turn the palaces into hospitals, universities, and seats of local government, and decorate the lampposts of Iraq with dead Ba'athists and Special Republican Guards... and one Black Muslim...

And to those nations who harbor terrorists, we have destroyed the governments of two terrorist nations in seven months; Life is an IQ test...