Los Angeles has been a nuisance for years, and a threat to San Diego with its weapons of mass urban sprawl. I'm calling on all SUV owners south of Orange County to mobilize. We'll start by taking over LAX. Then John Wayne. Well turn those runways into parking lots. Then we'll take out the exit ramps from the freeways during rushhour until the whole town finds itself going over the Grapevine with no way off!!

Why? To prevent them from using their evil influence on us!


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