Thou shalt sayeth no ill of Leadbelly,

Thou Shalt pause and reflect upon the writings of Woody,

Thou shalt not prolong threads about Led Zeppelin,

Thou shalt refrain form chastizing new members of the flock by uttering the words 'It's in the @#$$ing DT'

Thou shalt not utter death threats to blasphemers of St. Vladimir

Thou shalt attempt to recieve "Acoustic Workshop" on the eve past the day of the lord. Thou shalt rejoice in the static, for this is thy penance.

Thou Shalt not got through a day without blurting out an obscure lyric to unsuspecting friends, co-workers or thine won children. One might start with "I could see you making love to him, you forgot to close the garage door." From the book of St. Robert of Minnesota.