Yet sometiems, if you let a man fix something, it goes to his head, and he tries to fix everything, thats why we got a new computer last month, and you still can't open the passenger side door to my car....it always adds comical relief....
HEY! Lets go in my car!.....O, you cant get out? Thats right, the door is still duckt taped shut....
I would usually say, well, he tried, but the only thing wrong with the door is that the paint was chipped a little. O well, heas still good for other things.

A bit more relief on the subject...
PMS
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People make me sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly Men Suck

God created woman and she had 3 breasts.
He then asked the woman,
"Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.