And there was a great parody of Roy Rogers' Four-legged friend, which unfortunatley I don't know, but the chorus ended
It's honest, it's earthy, it's [...] and its' [...],
That wonderful one- two- three- four-letter-word.

I'd love to know the rest. Micca's song is excellent, but I think Bedford may not be ready for it yet (although Brummagem might be). It could almost be A. P. Herbert, couldn't it?

Steve