No no, it's alright ...........we don't actually want him back, just wanted to know he was safe and well. I'm sure you have an empty coal mine you can keep him in. We realise that you now acknowledge you made one monumental cock-up when you kidnapped him but no-one this side of the boarder will cough up to get him back and I do not think you will succeed in bribing anyone to take money from you to accept him back.
No, you will have to face the reality that you are stuck with him, conversely he sings so loudly you could try selling him to the Welsh.