UK folkies please, please... try not to take Spaw too seriously. His declarations that you all seem to perceive as insults are of no more consequence than shit being flung by a chimpanzee.
Therefore we beseech you to overlook these quirks and secretions of his and to desist from poking the beast. He's not well at all and lately has taken to wearing a rubber bathing cap in public. I don't believe that I need say more.

Remember, Forgiveness is next to cleanliness which of course will always increase the chances for getting laid.

Yerz,
Tweed

P.S. I'm on to you completely, this Missing Pudding band thread is a complete put-on.....like Spinal Tap, right? You clever Brits...almost had me there!