No! No! No! Raggietash I said, "We do not want that Tyke in Wales!" The boy that we are looking for has a voice like, well like, and Angle!

You must know the singer we mean he has a growth like a Badgers Bum sticking out of his mouth. There will be a welcome in the hillside for him make no mistake! He already has a fan club in the Rhondda The Alias Jones Fan Club! The people of Llanfihangel ar-Arth want to present him with his very own sheep. My Grandmother who is 94 say's that she cannot wait for him to arrive so that she can ask to darn his socks. We need this man down our chapel to liven the place up a bit. He will put bums on pews make no mistake.
Jones the Sheep says that he reminded him of his first girlfriend when he saw him in Whitby. But tell him not to worry about Jones the Sheep as Jones the Doctor is increasing his medication.