Gargoyle- Maybe this works with the tune of "John Brown's Body" for you but I hear "If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands." But you're probably just stringing us along.

Uncle Steve- I'm sure there's a whole set of verses out there somewhere that campers have sang around their fires as the evening shadows darken, with each verse focusing on a choice body part to rhyme with. Now what rhymes with pimple?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble