TUNE: Brighton Camp:

Oh Little Flo
I love you so, Especially in your nightie.
When the moonlight flits
Across your t*ts
Gawd Jesus Christ Almighty!

(First heard from Peter Cook, but may well be older)

I seem to remember a 1970s parody by (I think) Judge Dred (or Dredd, or Dread etc.)
"Y Viva Suspenders", to the tune "Y Viva Espana"

Any use?

Walrus