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Thread #58955 Message #936350
Posted By: GUEST,Dr. Ardo
19-Apr-03 - 02:31 AM
Thread Name: BS: Gala FIREWORKS Display by Cletus and Paw
Subject: RE: BS: Gala FIREWORKS Display by Cletus and Paw
To update friends and aquaintances of khandu's condition:
Dr. Mertz and I administered the "Tommy Roe Treatments" to no avail. However, the "Thousand Dollar Car" Method had immediate results. Upon hearing it, the patient immediately roused from his catatonic state and began screaming, "I'm in Hell! I'm in Hell!"
I asked Dr. Mertz, who has had more experience with this method than me, if we should stop the treatment. He said, "No! This is a good sign! Every patient that I have tried this method on has responded in the exact same way. Let's let the crazy suck-up bastard remain 'in Hell' a few more hours."
So, that is where we are at this point in time. Hopefully...better news tomorrow.