Gargoyle,

We used to sing it as:

She was comin' round the corner
`Bout 90 miles an hour
When the chain on her motorcycle broke
She was found in the grass
With the muffler up her ass
And her tits playing "Dixie" on the spokes


Another dumbass one I remember from my childhood:

Let me tell ya a little story `bout a man named Jed
He stripped Ellie-May and threw her on the bed
Pulled down the zipper; out popped the worm
Then came out that bubblin' sperm

Wouldn't it be nice if we could do a delete and refrag and reclaim some lost brain space?...