I prefer upper decker flopper stopper, to over the shoulder boulder holder.

Sweetest little fellow, wears his sister's clothes.
Don't know what to call him, but we think he's one of those.

Ist Man :- When I get home tonight I'm going to rip the wife's knickers off!
2nd Man :- Sounds good to me.
1st Man :- Good!! it'll be a bloody relief, the elastic is hurting my legs.

I'll get me coat....Giok