BROTHER KHANDU!!!! I am so glad to see you back.... We had some strange messages from the Docs at the Taylor Rehab Clinic saying your treatment wasn't finished, but you sound really good! Nothing like fiery crosses shooting of Virgin Marys with flaming assholes lifting ball blasting Jesus' skyward to set a man right!!! I see already that you are no longer sucking up to Joe and that in itself is a breakthrough!!!

HOWEVER......I think you may still be in need of either some additional therapy or perhaps some good meds. Does the word "TOURETTE'S" have any meaning to you? It's okay King....If a touch of Tourette's is the worst of it...so be it. You might be a big hit over at the Mohunker Church!!!

BTW, the Church of Evangelical Hollering and Screaming Mohunkers has sold their latex covered church! When the flaming outhouse crashed through the roof of the condom factory and the latex vat exploded covering their church building across the street, it turned out to be a blessing in disguise. They sold the church to the Safeway Contraception Clinic and with the profits are building a new one out across from the Sewer Treatment Plant.

HEY JOE...You should have been there.....It was one helluva' show. I haven't heard much from Cletus, Paw, Buford, and the Reg Boys. I guess they're over at the Respite Tavern thinking about how to get their Crappers on Casters business going again after seeing their last one crash into the condom factory. Mrs. Rafferty didn't have a heart attack after all and was just suffering from gastritis from the sudden shot of adrenalin and extra bile after the ham gravy when she saw the Virgin Marys climbing into the night sky. The insurance company was out and looked at Ol Man Rafferty's Buick....still no decision from them yet.

The Weimaraners pretty much slept all day today but they seemed to have more dreams than usual.   As did I..............

Spaw