And from Joel Mabus comes the ultimate recommendation:
I tell ya', Duct Tape, it's the answer,
In a little silver roll;
It will mend the widest crack;
It will patch the deepest hole;
I put Duct Tape on my jeans,
When they start to fall apart;
And since my baby's left me,
I've got Duct Tape on my heart.
Charley Noble