Hmmm.....Jeri my dear you may be right and as proof, I'm doing all I can to restrain myself from starting a thread on lighting farts. Several fears: 1) I really don't want to totally PO some of our more refined members that possess a semblance of decorum. Perhaps a title like Flammable Flatulence or Phart Phenoms might help. Fart doesn't sound so bad if you spell it with a PH. 2) I also fear that along with condoms, tiples, possum inflation, etc., this might become a part of Mudcat Religion.

catspaw -- almost beyond restraint and it's your fault Jeri!