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Thread #12011   Message #93746
Posted By: annamill
09-Jul-99 - 02:35 PM
Thread Name: Art's Birthday Bash:July 9th!!!
Subject: RE: Art's Birthday Bash:July 9th!!!
Fun- I made this up.

There was a gentleman named John Phillip and he owned a ranch that raises mules. (Does anybody remember mules) Now not everybody know this but mules are sexless because they are produced by two different species. A female horse (Mare) and a male donkey.

Now working for him, John Phillip had several men who's job it was to gather up the mares and donkeys and get them together to do what had to be done to produce little mules.

There was one man who's job it was to oversee all the other men and direct the happenings.

This man was known as "Phillip's head screw driver"

My ex-husband used to like me to make up stories about whatever thing he happen to mention. One night he asked me to make up a story about a Phillipshead Screwdriver, so did.

Ta da! Love and happy birthday wishes again dear Art.

Love, annap