With all this talk of beer I just have to post this song. If the chords don't seem to line up properly try copying to your favourite word processor and using a fixed font like courier 10.

I Like Beer
Tom T. Hall
performed by Jughead

  E                           A       E 
  In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
                                 B7
  The fact that I like to drink beer
       E                   A           E
  But this little song is more to the point
      F#7                                 B7
  So roll out the barrel and lend me your ear
    

  Chorus
          A                               E
  I like beer!  It makes me a jolly good fellow.
          A               F#7                       
              B7
  I like beer!  I helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
    

(makes him feel mellow)
   E                     A                 E
  Whiskey's too rough, Champagne costs too much
                              A
  And Vodka puts my mouth in gear
                Am            E        C#7
  This little refrain should help me explain
       F#7        B7         E
  As a matter of fact I like beer.
  

My wife often frowns when we're out on the town
And I'm wearing a suit and a tie
She's sipping vermouth and she thinks I'm uncouth
'Cause I yell as the waiter walks by

Chorus...

Last night I dreamed that I slipped from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
All the water was clear and it tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine

Chorus...