Now, if you want outright jack-booted fascism, lots of gambling casinos, houses of prostitution, crime like you wouldn't believe, and a McDonald's on one corner and a MalWart (mispelling deliberate) on the other...I suggest giving the island back to the Cuban exiles ASAP.

A handy spinoff might be a great reduction in crime in the state of Florida (assuming the exiles all went back to Cuba, I mean...but they probably would maintain American residences too...so forget it.)

The USA should have helped Castro in 1959. If they had, he would never have gone to the Russians, and everyone would be better off for it.

- LH