*snore*... huh? OH! geez, and those international homicide statistics looked so DIFFERENT to me! Obviously must be doctored! And those military budgets, and those childhood homicide/suicide/firearm related death rates - heck I coulda SWORN they looked just a TAD different!! Must be just vicious mushyheaded lies, all of them! How COULD I be so silly as to believe them?

Oops, I'm hallucinating! Sheesh where DID my fingers go? Is that the rocket's red glare I see approaching from the south? Heck no, it's the BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR!!! running for cover .... building blind out of maple leaves ..... huddlin down good ... *whew*! That was close!!