Believe me, if it weren't for the ever-present, very real and constantly growing threat to my personal safety and well-being presented by the US, I wouldn't give the nuts off a dried beaver about Americans or their culture!

I suggest this is a fictitious--or at least seriously mis-identified--fear. So perhaps we should agree on a Dried Beaver Reciprocity Treaty here, and go calmly aboot our business, eh?


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