My band played in Chicago Irish bars in the '80s and our lead singer hated that song! We were playing one night with a bunch of young women at a table near the stage and one girl kept requesting "The Unicorn Song" "Sorry, we don't do it" says our lead singer. After the next song she says, "I'll put $5 in your tip jar if you do 'The Unicorn Song'" "Sorry, we just don't do it" says our lead singer.
"I'll buy you all a Guinness if you do 'The Unicorn Song'" she says. "Sorry, we're drinking on the tavern" says our lead singer.
"I'll show you my tits if you do 'The Unicorn Song'" she says. "Sorry ..." says our lead singer. "I KNOW THAT SONG!" shouts I, fervently searching through my pages of song lyrics for the words as my bandmates walk off stage for a break. That page was unfortunately misfiled until I found it the next day. Damn!