Ah Jeri, it is an art...and we have to thank Dave for posting the necessary safety precautions!!! Failure to observe some of these basic rules can resault in serious injury. (And unlike the McDonalds hot coffee affair, who gets sued?)

Leej, I been thinkin' maybe there is something gainful in this too! Like I was thinkin' that maybe them folks down Uruguay way might have an unemployment problem. If as Peter suggests, we might fix the ozone problem through lighting cattle farts, perhaps unemployed Uruguayans might be used to stand at each bovine butt prepared to ignite the blasts. Like the WPA or the CCC here during the depression. Gainful employment...might work here, but we'd probably have to pay big bucks.

catspaw