An answer? I thought that capped it Amos. Good god man, do you know how many nights I lie awake and wonder that my tiny mark on the records of man, my footprint in the sands of time, my tiny bit of immortality, is just THAT???!!!......SPAW.......and the connection of that single word to those bizarre and bawdy tales.....

I fear that probably someday, even today, that some asshole from the "Homeland Security" offices is perusing the web and locates the Chronicles of Cletus and simply issues an order to have me euthanized as an act of patriotism.........

Spaw