This thread isn't funny. It just isn't. Not funny at all.

It doesn't prompt a laugh.

It does not amuse even slightly.

Besides, it's a transparent and desperate attempt to maintain a fading imperial position of supposed Mudcat grandeur which is descending like a half-inflated gasbag, like a stubbornly smouldering Hindenburg, into the purgatory of its own dwindling obsolescence and its anachronistic collapse into meaningless nonviability.

The denigration of my sexual parts or prowess will not be an adequate response to the above, Spaw.

Subtlety, man, subtlety! Without it you are lost!

- LH