This reminds me of a joke, (what doesn't)
Seems there were two guys talking about pain.
One said the worst he ever had was being circumcised.
Another said a root canal.
Third said "Well, the second worst pain I ever had was one day,
I was out hunting and had to take a dump. I squatted down and my
crank set off a bear trap."
One guy says, "That was the SECOND worst pain"? what the hell was the number ONE worst pain"
He said,




"When I came to the end of the chain"