Enough of this Befuddled bashing, is not the last man standing at the bar a real Englishman? Besides the poster is making a very good point, to wit, that which centuries of war and thievery has delivered is now taken without a shot fired by a 747 from Delhi or Karachi, and I must add these gentlemen are not refugees.

As to colonizing the wealth of England, look no further than Bradford now a City of Spice and Software, a place where the wearing of the miniskirt is a crime. Did anyone mention English Liberty?

What Robin and his merry men failed to do, a mulla, who needs parking lights at night in order not to be run over by the N0 9 to Penny Lane, has now achieved without making even the back page.

Fear not England you are not alone, France now boasts the largest Muslim population of Europe while England tries to catch on or up. Soon instead of the cry of 'Away with the Papists' in Belfast we shall hear 'Make way for the Mullas of Bedford'. 'The Rt Hon. The Catsup of Protadown Mulla Iam Paysleee' etc etc etc.

The National Front has suggested a unique solution to the problem, offer the teaboys the option to leave or join the Tory Party.