I know, can you imagine, Sins? I feel for men, they run around with this thing flopping between their legs, it's so vulnerable, then they have to actually lie there while someone handles it, doing nasty things to it, but still handling, so they must sweat a bit hoping the thing doesn't decide to embarrass them by becoming aroused all on its own, and then the further indignities of "opening wide" and shoving a garden hose up there...geez! Might take more than a kiss to make it better, ya know?