My nurses all invited me back whenever I get sick.
They gave me a powerful laxative as part of the "treatment". And it reminded me of Uriah Boardman back home. I told them the story.
He got a complete exam on his 90th birthday, and the doctor couldn't find a thing wrong with him
After the exam, doctor says, "You are getting along in years now, and, I'm wondering, how are your bowels? regular?
Uriah says "Ayah, every mornin' 7 am."
Doctor says "That's great."
Uriah says, "I wouldn't say that......
I don't wake up 'til 8"