People who tell me to do myself a favor. Screw me. I'll kick my ass.

Helpful ladies when I'm out with my kids who say You've got your hands full! and want to do things for me. Ibid.

"Tee" shirt. What does it look like? the letter T. And I'm not so sure one should spell it when they have to pee, but maybe that's gendered, and I'll let it go. Personally, I have to P. Quotes used as italics or for no reason at all.

   People who are divorcing because they don't argue, and are dealing with "repressed memories" and incidentally want to know if I can keep their child this summer.